{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
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