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{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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